Tech Support: "How can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."
Tech Support: "What program is it?"
Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."
Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"
Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:\WINDOWS>', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."
*DANG!!!!*
I'm sure you all have heard funny tech jokes like this one and laughed your head off at them. I had a personal experience with one techno-illiterate just yesterday.
Colleague: Hey I think something's wrong with my email.
Shsuya: Why? What error message do you get?
Colleague: There is no error message but I haven't been receiving any emails for a few days already.
Shsuya: Ok Lemme test. I will send you an email now. Tell me if you receive it.
Colleague: Yes I received.
Shsuya: Ok now You send me an email and I'll see if I can receive it.
Colleague: Ok I sent you already. You received?
Shsuya: I also received your email. So whats the problem? (starting to get irritated and realising this girl is wasting my time)
Colleague: But how come I never get emails ah ?
Shsuya: Thats because nobody wants to send any emails to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(walks off)
7 comments:
"Thats because nobody wants to send any emails to you!" and walked off....
hahahahk... this is hilarious. damn rude but in style... a bit of a bitchiness in there too. i like you sister, i like you... hahhahak.
LOL. she's gonna hate you like forever! hahahahhak.
hahahaha i had the same prob too... with a 12 yr old child cos she didnt give out her email add to anyone.
Musang hehe this is also the colleague who said "eh how come ah my pc cannot print. I press print so many times but nothing came out"
I came over to her desk and the printer settings was set to "Print to file". I already hate her forever. So I guess its mutual. hehe
LOL!!! goodness me. my fren's colleague is also tech-illiterate. u noe wat he did when he couldnt switch on that particular machine he was using? he cut the wire off!
eh nani ... i tink ur fren's colleague tu bukan tech-illiterate tapi org gila!!!silap haribulan kena electricuted!!??
Haha!! I think so too...I tot guys should be gungho in techie stuff? LOL.
You know Shsuya, if you were to talk to me, you'd get a lot of those jokes. I am "techno-illiterate" too. Maybe not as bad as your colleague but still...
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